silver

[/QUOTE]No, while I know that there are some people who feel for the old coot, I'm adamant about this. As far as I'm concerned, Elminster is a bastard. [QUOTE]

*grins* I think he was a bit of a bastard too, although I still can't decide whether I hate him or Drizzt more. But each to their own I suppose...after all I've found myself growing quite fond of Artemis Entreri lately. *Ducks rotten fruit* What can I say, I've been writing about him and although he's an idiot, he's grown on me. So who knows, maybe I'll grow to like the stupid wizard and his stupid hat in time too.

I've always thought Edwin was especially charming while discussing rodents in leggings with Minsc. *sigh* 

LOL! Oh yes...the only rodent in his pants doesn't squeak when he touches it. *sigh*

*smirks* That line has just put some very interesting images in my head... 

It always does that to me too when he says it in the game, using that divine accent... *sigh*

Oh yes... *sigh* That wonderful, wonderful accent...just one of the many things that makes Edwin so great!

I've always thought Edwin was especially charming while discussing rodents in leggings with Minsc. *sigh* 

LOL! Oh yes...the only rodent in his pants doesn't squeak when he touches it. *sigh*

*smirks* That line has just put some very interesting images in my head...

Heya, my name is Elminster! Mystra's my giiiirlfriend! What's a girl?

Heya, my name is Elminster! Lookit my cool beard! It's my nostril hairs, really it is! Look how long they are!

Heya, my name is Elminster! Why are you all barfing like that? Can't you see how high my Char is? Really, I'm lovely!

Heya, my name is Terminsel! That's a verrrrry sneaky alias, cos I'm a verrrry sneaky clever person. Nothing at all like my real name, Elminster...oh damn.

Heya, my name is Elminster! I'm not Gand-alf clone at all, really I'm not! The pointy hat, beard and pipe are all my own! Now, how about taking this here pretty ring and walking along with me to drop it down the Throne of Bhaal?

*shudders* Elminister polymorphed to Neeber...that's horrible mental image alert. I never find Neeber particularly annoying in the game since I have several younger siblings just like him, but even so...an Elminister version would be too much even for me to handle! *shudders again*

These are just awesome! Me and my characters like the one about the nostril hairs and my boyfriend keeps laughing over the last one! Someone really should write a story where Elminister gets polymorphed...

Silver

[quote name='Ophidia' date='Apr 16 2003, 09:23 PM']Well, I posted the entire Curse of Apathy on the Attic boards ages ago, I'm just really slow at uploading it to the novellas section . Since you asked so nicely, (without death threats, which is quite unusual for the readership I attract) I'll upload part five tonight. It's a seven parter altogether.[/quote]
But they are such fine, creative death threats! And you know that Dekkie likes you, really. He just got a little...tense.
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Ophidia wants to be careful then. A tense Dekkie is not a good thing...