And on a side note: you won't have much luck with your scheme, Alatariel. Elves don't sleep, remember.
Well, he could somehow come face to face with an...'accident' , die, then we could dye his hair green and then ressurect him...unless of course ressurection causes everything to restore itself, including hair.
*Attempts to avoid people throwing stuff at her for suggesting to kill Darian* Joke! Joke!