Hmmm, well, if Player1's mother was a half orc, wouldn't s/he be a quarter orc?
And to the Imp, no I don't have (and have never had) the EE versions of the games. Strictly vanilla, tho BG1 does allow half orc characters
Personally, I prefer the pervy angle to old Gorion. But, lets face it: the folks at Bioware didn't think things through very well on anything else either!