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#61 Ragnar

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Posted 25 July 2004 - 04:06 PM

add Jar Jar Binks as a NPC?


Worse yet, give him the Min1HPBelt and protection from intelliegence drain.

This gives the PC even more reasons to become a god........

PC: I am now the new lord of murder
Jar Jar Binks: Messa soo happy for you
PC: and YOU!
Jar Jar Binks: Ahhhhh! Messa spine!

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#62 SConrad

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Posted 25 July 2004 - 04:33 PM

add Jar Jar Binks as a NPC?


Worse yet, give him the Min1HPBelt and protection from intelliegence drain.

I do believe that a protection from intelligence increase would be far, far worse.

Argh, imagine the frustration of no possible way of making him any smarter, that you're stuck with the extremely un-intelligent fellow.

Oh, he should be not-kickable, as well.

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#63 Xander77

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Posted 25 July 2004 - 07:22 PM

Worse yet, give him the Min1HPBelt and protection from intelliegence drain.

Stat drain. And wand of wander immunity.
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#64 Galactygon

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Posted 27 July 2004 - 02:09 PM

Yet another Weimer mod; romance mods and tactics mods come into mind.

*Has eeevil thoughts on taking over the Weimer Republic and replacing it with something else*

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#65 SimDing0

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Posted 27 July 2004 - 02:26 PM

*Has eeevil thoughts on taking over the Weimer Republic and replacing it with something else*

I'd quite like to take over the Republic and replace it with a fascist dictatorship under Mang0.
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 02:39 PM

BOO romance : a chance to live out all your romantic fantasys with hampster and if that scares you i wont tell you abotu the quest involving tubes and coffe

#67 NiGHTMARE

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Posted 27 July 2004 - 02:41 PM

The Kelsey/Solaufein romance.

#68 DevilishPope

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Posted 27 July 2004 - 02:45 PM

Weimer Romance.

'nough said.
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 02:45 PM

I realy hit an all time smutty low anyhoo

#70 BobTokyo

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Posted 27 July 2004 - 03:39 PM

The Love Is Not Bound By Physical Shells All Romance Mod, where all NPCs are totally enlightened and do not restrict their love choices based on physical appearance, gender, species, or level of sentience. Further, all NPCs and creatures are interested in nothing but romance, all the time.

Rated NC-17.

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#71 Shed

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Posted 27 July 2004 - 03:55 PM

The Love Is Not Bound By Physical Shells All Romance Mod, where all NPCs are totally enlightened and do not restrict their love choices based on physical appearance, gender, species, or level of sentience. Further, all NPCs and creatures are interested in nothing but romance, all the time.

Rated NC-17.

Hide your sheep.

:o You know about that mod? Have you got spyware on my HDD or something?

And anyway, half of it is already incorporated into Ease.

#72 wavingdragon

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Posted 30 July 2004 - 02:50 AM

Almost to the End -

A mod which has a chance of clearing the "Save" folder each time the PC is killed:

Chance = # of chapter x 10%

make sure u don't get killed by Melissan!

#73 Rastor

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Posted 30 July 2004 - 05:19 AM

Almost to the End -

A mod which has a chance of clearing the "Save" folder each time the PC is killed:

Chance = # of chapter x 10%

make sure u don't get killed by Melissan!

Along the same vein, the "Always Make It To the End" mod, which backs up all your saved games around the hard drive and if the "Almost to the End" mod deletes your game, it restores it from the backup.
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#74 wavingdragon

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Posted 30 July 2004 - 10:39 PM

Almost to the End -

A mod which has a chance of clearing the "Save" folder each time the PC is killed:

Chance = # of chapter x 10%

make sure u don't get killed by Melissan!

Along the same vein, the "Always Make It To the End" mod, which backs up all your saved games around the hard drive and if the "Almost to the End" mod deletes your game, it restores it from the backup.

another: Almost To The End Which You Always Made

yet another: Always Make It To The End Which You Previously Almost To

yet yet another: Almost To The End Which You Always Made Which You Previously Almost To But More Previously You Always Made It

yet yet yet...

My HD seems to have run out of space. :bash:

#75 Alandrea

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Posted 05 August 2004 - 04:43 PM

Turnip mod..

EVERYTHING is a turnip.
you fight with turnips, ride turnips, cast turnips and talk to turnips.

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#76 wavingdragon

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Posted 06 August 2004 - 04:55 AM

another NPC mod of a high-dexterity warrior (stinks even more than high Str)

#77 Erephine

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Posted 06 August 2004 - 07:20 AM

The "Curse-Or" mod
All font and cursor graphics would be completely transparent.

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#78 Corvin/ddr/

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Posted 07 August 2004 - 08:49 PM

a "Planescape:Envy" mod wich adds a set of full plates usable by Morte only (they get attached by ropes actually)

One more greate thing would be allowing PC to clone Jon's wife with warious stats and classes as joinable NPC. Then if PC has 5 of them in the party at the final battle, Jon refuses to fight and allows them to slay him...

A mod in which Aerie stops complaining and finally just get's it over with and kills herself - at which point the Ilithids come out of hiding and appologize for years of atrocities. Her incesant whining annoyed them so much on a psychic level that they were just striking out randomly trying to stop it. They're not evil, just misunderstood (and sorry about the whole brain eating thing, but they sure are tastey. No, really Just ask Hannibul he'll tell you!)

That cann't be too hard - just a new option in her banter and some scripting... hmm... should try

The Clone Dynaheir mod, where you use Jon's machinery to clone Dynaheir from a few skin cells on an article of clothing (!) Minsc had hidden somewhere (!!).

Hey anybody, remind me what stats she had?

#79 Ismail

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Posted 07 August 2004 - 11:17 PM

and protection from intelliegence drain.

seeing as he has none to begin with, I don't really see why that'd be necessary...
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Posted 15 August 2004 - 02:59 AM

"Summon Pokemon" spell :)