"Og wear turnip when OG read Tom Clancy"
You see unlike our modern homes , the homes in Ogs day ussualy had rather sharp walls, Several known Deaths have been atributed to the work of certain authorts. That was till one day "Og discover turnip.
Og hunt
Og find field with big pigs
Og trip over small pig
OG land head first on yellow and purple rock
Og not so hurt Funny rock is not so tough
OG has rock stuck on head
OG have idea
Og go read book new one from tomtom(*note we belive tomtom to be an ancestor of tom clancy)
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Tomtom sneak and skulk find pigs while noone see him
Tomtom is here but noone know
TomTom has mystic device for proding things from long way away
Tomtom hit pig from shadow pig not know
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OG bash head on wall
Og so bored
Og not hurt magic rock help head
Og see magic rock smash
OG sad
OG see bit of rock land in water and go softer
OG think this is a turnup for books
OG give rock that name "Turn up"
Og eat bit and liek taste nummy
--------------(Bet you wonderd how i was gonna get the name for the turnip
