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[Beyshaliban]

Aaahh... Turnip rhapsody!!

*reminder to self: dig out "Night at the Opera"*

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urm...i think in "Turnip" it was my use of imagery that drove people into screaming into the night, howling....

anomen frenchkissing jan...          

   

A truly horrible image, indeed, and a shining example of your terrifying abilities.

But you see... for some people there are worse images than Anomen and Jan frenchkissing (even each other)...

I am certain Ms Spears is a nice and compasionate person, it's just... her singing tends to curl up my toe nails and to see her does the same for my fingernails.

yar...

should i repost my other britney parody???

done!!!

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Aaahh... Turnip rhapsody!!

*reminder to self: dig out "Night at the Opera"*

oh yeah...marx brothers...geniuses!!!

[Beyshaliban]

yar...

should i repost my other britney parody???

done!!!

bwahaha... YES! I remember THAT one! O M G !!!

Though in this case I'm not entirely sure what makes my nails curl... B.S. or the image of Sir Keldorn's battered, erm, equipment and Sir Ryan doing a Rocky Horror impression. LOL LOL LOL

Of course I whole-heartedly applaude to the ending.

Thanks.

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yar...

should i repost my other britney parody???

done!!!

bwahaha... YES! I remember THAT one! O M G !!!

Though in this case I'm not entirely sure what makes my nails curl... B.S. or the image of Sir Keldorn's battered, erm, equipment and Sir Ryan doing a Rocky Horror impression. LOL LOL LOL

Of course I whole-heartedly applaude to the ending.

Thanks.

why is it that i have such a...talent for writing stories about knights in drag???

that is disturbing in so many ways...

hmmm...i'll repost "girls night out at hendaks"...my best knights in drag story...

[Beyshaliban]

why is it that i have such a...talent for writing stories about knights in drag???       

Hm... lemme guess... because there's nothing sacred to you?

that is disturbing in so many ways...

so true

hmmm...i'll repost "girls night out at hendaks"...my best knights in drag story...    

Goodness!!

The picture of Lady Delcia stage diving is outright frightening. Well, that and her grabbing someone's (deleted).

Jaheira... what a resourceful little druid she is *snicker*

The thought of guys and wax... it always makes me grin with malicious glee.

Thanks for a howl in the morning UU.

Edited by Beyshaliban, 16 June 2004 - 09:33 PM.

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why is it that i have such a...talent for writing stories about knights in drag???       

Hm... lemme guess... because there's nothing sacred to you?

that is disturbing in so many ways...

so true

hmmm...i'll repost "girls night out at hendaks"...my best knights in drag story...    

Goodness!!

The picture of Lady Delcia stage diving is outright frightening. Well, that and her grabbing someone's (deleted).

Jaheira... what a resourceful little druid she is *snicker*

The thought of guys and wax... it always makes me grin with malicious glee.

Thanks for a howl in the morning UU.

sacred? what's that...

thank you so much!!!

hee hee!!!

[MorningGlory]

UU, just better than ever, and I laughed even more. Positively uproarious!!! Both of your latest offerings of sheer madness should be required reading for the droll and emotionally downtrodden.

As I visualized your stories when I was reading, I was reminded of "The Producers"... Remember "Hitler in Springtime?" Yep, I decided that Zero Mostel/Nathan Lane would be most interested in expanding your original vignettes. (Maybe Lauren Bacall could play Aunty Delcia..) Can't you just see "Smite Me Baby" up in neon lights on Broadway? By the way, are you any relation to Mel Brooks??

Again, thanks for sharing, my friend! A real delight and loads and loads of fun.

MG

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UU, just better than ever, and I laughed even more. Positively uproarious!!! Both of your latest offerings of sheer madness should be required reading for the droll and emotionally downtrodden.

As I visualized your stories when I was reading, I was reminded of "The Producers"... Remember "Hitler in Springtime?" Yep, I decided that Zero Mostel/Nathan Lane would be most interested in expanding your original vignettes. (Maybe Lauren Bacall could play Aunty Delcia..) Can't you just see "Smite Me Baby" up in neon lights on Broadway? By the way, are you any relation to Mel Brooks??

Again, thanks for sharing, my friend! A real delight and loads and loads of fun.

MG

Oh dear...who could ever forget the immortal lyrics to "springtime for hitler"...and that slightly mad author...the attempt to blow up their own theater...

wow...what a compliment!!! no relation...of course I've been accused of being Jan Jansen, Wierd Al, now related to mel brooks...

Thank you so much!!! so i should keep reposting old stories and songs, eh??? since the forum change, most of my old songs and stories got lost in the transition...

[Beyshaliban]

Thank you so much!!!  so i should keep reposting old stories and songs, eh???  since the forum change, most of my old songs and stories got lost in the transition...      

Just give us time to breathe between the posts

[Dalis'ilhea]

Scary

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Scary

which one???

[Beyshaliban]

  Scary    

which one???

How 'bout.... all of them??

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   Scary    

which one???

How 'bout.... all of them??

yeah, i'd be scared of them if i hadn't written them...

OMG!!! those songs and stories came from MY mind and imagination????

oy, now I'm scared...

[Dalis'ilhea]

(pats the cute little kitten thing on the head) Don't worry at least you don't have to grahpicly dream of stories like the dancing Keldorn. Mine started of nice (they alwasys seem to don't they) and then went very bad and made me want to rip my eyes out incase it came true (shudders)

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(pats the cute little kitten thing on the head) Don't worry at least you don't have to grahpicly dream of stories like the dancing Keldorn. Mine started of nice (they alwasys seem to don't they) and then went very bad and made me want to rip my eyes out incase it came true (shudders)

once i get them down on paper, and post them, they go away...

but the image of dancing and singing keldorn in chippendale's outfits...OY!!!

[MorningGlory]

T is sooooo easily amused...


UU.. more madness, I see! And I guess Robert Palmer is spinning in his grave, or urn, as the case may be..

Insane, as always -- you never disappoint... For that and the giggles, laughs, chortles, guffaws, snickers, smiles, grins, and downright belly-laughs, we all thank you.. :turnip2: :turnip2: :turnip2:

MG

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T is sooooo easily amused...


UU.. more madness, I see! And I guess Robert Palmer is spinning in his grave, or urn, as the case may be..

Insane, as always -- you never disappoint... For that and the giggles, laughs, chortles, guffaws, snickers, smiles, grins, and downright belly-laughs, we all thank you.. :turnip2: :turnip2: :turnip2:

MG