Heh, any cynic will tell you that in war and conflict, "It's not those who are right who are often the winners, but those who are left". And Jon's still walking around!
IRENICUS:
None shall pass.
CHARNAME:
I have no quarrel with you, good Irenicus, but I must cross this bridge.
IRENICUS:
Then you shall die.
CHARNAME:
I command you, as the protagonist, to stand aside!
IRENICUS:
I move for no man (or woman, as the case may be).
CHARNAME:
So be it!
CHARNAME and IRENICUS:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[CHARNAME chops the IRENICUS's left arm off]
CHARNAME:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
IRENICUS:
'Tis but a scratch.
CHARNAME:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
IRENICUS:
No, it isn't.
CHARNAME:
Well, what's that, then?
IRENICUS:
I've had worse.
CHARNAME:
You liar!
IRENICUS:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[CHARNAME chops the IRENICUS's right arm off]
CHARNAME:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
IRENICUS:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
CHARNAME:
What?
IRENICUS:
Have at you!
[kick]
CHARNAME:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Irenicus, but the fight is mine.
IRENICUS:
Oh, had enough, eh?
CHARNAME:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
IRENICUS:
Yes, I have.
CHARNAME:
Look!
IRENICUS:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
CHARNAME:
Look, stop that.
IRENICUS:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
CHARNAME:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[CHARNAME chops the IRENICUS's right leg off]
IRENICUS:
Right. I'll do you for that!
CHARNAME:
You'll what?
IRENICUS:
Come here!
CHARNAME:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
IRENICUS:
I'm invincible!
CHARNAME:
You're a looney.
IRENICUS:
Irenicus always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[CHARNAME chops the IRENICUS's last leg off]
IRENICUS:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
CHARNAME:
Come, Aerie.
IRENICUS:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
Edited by BobTokyo, 31 May 2004 - 07:19 AM.