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[jester]

what do you mean spawn points??? they already spawned somewhere in my living room and from the sounds upstairs I can tell, they are improved and very, very angry.


btw my fav scene from TOB are the adventurers who attack you and then reload thank god they do not know your cheese guide UU

[Userunfriendly]

what do you mean spawn points??? they already spawned somewhere in my living room and from the sounds upstairs I can tell, they are improved and very, very angry.


btw my fav scene from TOB are the adventurers who attack you and then reload thank god they do not know your cheese guide UU

ah yes...bondari and friends...

those guys are funny...

[Tom]

...and thanks to you Laufey I have to run around naked and hungry fearing they might even be behind my wardrobe door, since I know they are under the beds and in the fridge already    

Never fear. You can easily defeat them by using this top secret Bioware easter egg I learnt about from a mysterious guy I encountered in a dark alley. Simply stand in front of your bathroom mirror wearing nothing but a pair of bunny slippers and a blue beret, fill your mouth with toothpaste and tap the mirror 500 times *very* gently with a string of spaghetti, and you will summon Melissan who comes and wipes them all out for you.

Ssssh. Don't tell anybody. It's *very* secret. B)

the very first piece of cheese i've ever posted was cheesing the twisted rune...

use project image, doesn't trigger dialog, and plant 2-4 delay blast fireballs where they each spawn...plant traps for lich...then just enjoy watching them die...horribly...

ah yes...this was back when bg2 was first released, too...hmmm...

Cheese? How about protection from undead + cloudkillx5 (after the lich's dialog and he summons his friends) then all you have to worry about is the Beholder (which will die if ignored) and that guy with no weapons who is very easy to beat.

[Laufey]

And *very* time consuming.

What are the bunny slippers for, to scare Xzar away?

'Secret cheats' usually are. Bunny slippers paralyze Shandalar the lich, of course.

[Snowking]

Hey Laufey, could I borrow the twisted rune? There's a certain 'Tax Man' who happens to be a troll, that I think I should have 'removed'.

P.S. That easter egg didn't work, so I'm gonna get some more Spaghetti and try again.

SK

[Laufey]

Hey Laufey, could I borrow the twisted rune? There's a certain 'Tax Man' who happens to be a troll, that I think I should have 'removed'.

P.S. That easter egg didn't work, so I'm gonna get some more Spaghetti and try again.

SK

Certainly you may borrow the Rune! And if spaghetti doesn't work, try standing on your head for ten hours first, that will do it.

[Snowking]

Certainly you may borrow the Rune!  And if spaghetti doesn't work, try standing on your head for ten hours first, that will do it.

I should of thought of standing on my head for 10 hours first, it's so very obvious.
And I'll be round to pick up the rune in a few hours.

SK

[Laufey]

Certainly you may borrow the Rune!  And if spaghetti doesn't work, try standing on your head for ten hours first, that will do it.

I should of thought of standing on my head for 10 hours first, it's so very obvious.
And I'll be round to pick up the rune in a few hours.

SK

Mind you, you also need to make certain that you're wearing something that smells of yellow. Otherwise a tarrasque will spawn and eat you. Sorry for neglecting to mention it earlier.

[Userunfriendly]

Certainly you may borrow the Rune!  And if spaghetti doesn't work, try standing on your head for ten hours first, that will do it.

I should of thought of standing on my head for 10 hours first, it's so very obvious.
And I'll be round to pick up the rune in a few hours.

SK

Mind you, you also need to make certain that you're wearing something that smells of yellow. Otherwise a tarrasque will spawn and eat you. Sorry for neglecting to mention it earlier.

may i put this evil cheese in the cheese guide???

[jester]

Yes, you should! Or better have to. Since Laufey trafficks magics without proper instructions -granted I would not have read the instructions anyhow -, I am now in my own closet hidding from the tarrasque which ate all the spaghetti and the TR-assassins are busy drinking all my snacks and help themselves to anything within reach. Ahhh, Shangalar this crossdressing stinker wears my bunny slippers. *wows to never fight evil again in own living room, but to pick a more suitable spot in Faerun*

[Snowking]

Lucky I was wearing one of my yellow tops, it happens to smell like yellow too.
They should of gotten rid of the troll. If it returns we'll have to send them again.

SK

[Laufey]

Certainly you may borrow the Rune!  And if spaghetti doesn't work, try standing on your head for ten hours first, that will do it.

I should of thought of standing on my head for 10 hours first, it's so very obvious.
And I'll be round to pick up the rune in a few hours.

SK

Mind you, you also need to make certain that you're wearing something that smells of yellow. Otherwise a tarrasque will spawn and eat you. Sorry for neglecting to mention it earlier.

may i put this evil cheese in the cheese guide???

Certainly.

[Laufey]

Yes, you should! Or better have to. Since Laufey trafficks magics without proper instructions -granted I would not have read the instructions anyhow -, I am now in my own closet hidding from the tarrasque which ate all the spaghetti and the TR-assassins are busy drinking all my snacks and help themselves to anything within reach. Ahhh, Shangalar this crossdressing stinker wears my bunny slippers. *wows to never fight evil again in own living room, but to pick a more suitable spot in Faerun*

Oooops! Silly, forgetful me...

[Laufey]

Lucky I was wearing one of my yellow tops, it happens to smell like yellow too.
They should of gotten rid of the troll. If it returns we'll have to send them again.

SK

Otherwise, acid works against trolls, so puking over them should theoretically be very fatal...

[Userunfriendly]

Lucky I was wearing one of my yellow tops, it happens to smell like yellow too.
They should of gotten rid of the troll. If it returns we'll have to send them again.

SK

Otherwise, acid works against trolls, so puking over them should theoretically be very fatal...

THAT'S RIGHT!!!

from the adventurer's handbook v 3, by ribauld bartman...

"a less well known but surprisingly effective trick is in troll killing. now all aspiring adventurers know that fire or acid or poison is needed to put down a troll after you've whacked it enough so it drops...acid can be poured into the wounds to keep it from regenerating, or fire...what's not well known is that in an emergency, when you're out of fire arrows, heaving, or vomiting over the wounds will work in an emergency. of course, considering how ugly and smelly they are, it won't take much inducement to lose one's lunch over them..."

[Chalyanki]

I'm unfortunately nowhere near as witty as the rest of you, but I'd just like you all to know this thread brightened my day.