You know you are a REAL Dragon Age fan, if...
#1
Posted 02 November 2009 - 04:58 AM
...your family and friends know more about the game than the average reader of a games magazine who has read a review about Dragon Age, just because you
can't shut up about how great the game is going to be.
...you are already planning out your different play-throughs: First time Leliana or Morrigan?
...you've scheduled your vacation around the release-date for Dragon Age.
...you've let a whole lot of other great games pass over the years, but you're finally upgrading your PC for Dragon Age.
...you don't know if you would pick your girlfriend or rather take Dragon Age if she put you to the test.
...you know more details about Dragon Age, a game that isn't even released yet, than about world history.
...you ask for a manual in PDF-format before the game is released just so you have some more info about the game.
(http://social.biowar...c/9/index/69466)
...you've made a NWN-mod based on all the infos which were released about Dragon Age.
...you also pre-ordered a copy for your best friend, even if he doesn't play games at all. You just want to have someone in your social circle to talk to
about Dragon Age.
...you have the Dragon Age trailers which are on YouTube as your desktop background.
...you seriously consider pirating the game even though you pre-ordered it, just so you have it as early as you can.
...you've recorded the trailers which are on YouTube to MP3-files and play them on your iPod Shuffle while you sleep.
...you already make a wish-list for features for the sequel.
...you've written an email to Bioware where you tried to bribe them into giving you access to the game earlier. The bribe? Your own girlfriend.
...you've already dreamed about a romance with Morrigan but are too scared to admit it, because that would really be freaky.
...you think about what origin you're going to play the first time while you're having sex. (you wouldn't want to waste your precious time thinking about
other things than Dragon Age, don't you? )
Feel free to add your own!
#2
Posted 02 November 2009 - 08:15 AM
#3
Posted 02 November 2009 - 09:46 AM
#5
Posted 02 November 2009 - 01:31 PM
#6
Posted 02 November 2009 - 01:39 PM
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#7
Posted 02 November 2009 - 04:32 PM
Morrigan
...you've scheduled your vacation around the release-date for Dragon Age.
...you've let a whole lot of other great games pass over the years, but you're finally upgrading your PC for Dragon Age.
Both yes.
...you don't know if you would pick your girlfriend or rather take Dragon Age if she put you to the test.
My girlfriend is my computer, I doubt it would put such a test.
...you ask for a manual in PDF-format before the game is released just so you have some more info about the game. (http://social.biowar...c/9/index/69466)
...you seriously consider pirating the game even though you pre-ordered it, just so you have it as early as you can.
I would do both things, but I'm not playing it upon the release date, I'll wait for patches.
Retired from modding.
#8
Posted 02 November 2009 - 07:36 PM
Alistair.
...you've scheduled your vacation around the release-date for Dragon Age.
Would've if I could've, but my teachers were kind enough to schedule all my exams around the release-date for DA instead.
...you've let a whole lot of other great games pass over the years, but you're finally upgrading your PC for Dragon Age.
Yeah, didn't bother upgrading it for Mass Effect, but NOW...
...you don't know if you would pick your girlfriend or rather take Dragon Age if she put you to the test.
Boyfriend, and it's okay, he's used to it from Supernatural so he won't notice much of a change.
...you already make a wish-list for features for the sequel.
*looks guilty*
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#9
Posted 02 November 2009 - 09:07 PM
I am pretty hyped though, I've had to dig up some of my old crappy games (Loki) just to pass the time till the release. No time to be bored now... @_@
#10
Posted 03 November 2009 - 01:39 AM
Actually, the dilemma is between Alistair and Zevran for me......you are already planning out your different play-throughs: First time Leliana or Morrigan?
Oddly enough, these aren't true for me. I have virtually no upcoming vacation days, I hate PDF Manuals (I like the real thing, I'm kinda touchy-feely that way, I guess ), I'm a World History buff (so I still know less about DAO, I'm trying keep a fresh and open mind for when I'll dive into the game, clean slate style), and I would never, ever pick my husband over a video game. I think.
So, yeah, I'm excited, but I'm not pathologically so.
Edited: extra punctuation flying around...
Edited by Eleima, 03 November 2009 - 01:40 AM.
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#11
Posted 03 November 2009 - 09:54 AM
...you seriously consider pirating the game even though you pre-ordered it, just so you have it as early as you can.
get out of my head
#12
Posted 18 November 2009 - 04:17 PM
....If in those dreams you dream about characters in their concept form....
If's you've read so many interviews you imagine the characters as the things/people they've been compared to (Alistair...as played by the actor who played Xander from Buffy the Vampire slaywer)
"Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
Ill make you a believer"
- Depeche Mode
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Posted 20 November 2009 - 12:39 PM
That's easy! You need a girlfriend/boyfriend who also plays. You can both play at home and then discuss battle tactics on dates! Or show each other your cool characters. That would be some happy relationship....you don't know if you would pick your girlfriend or rather take Dragon Age if she put you to the test.
Well, me and my friends discuss it in college. Now that I'm studying programming, I've met several more people who play these games.
That doesn't sound so freaky to me... maybe I'm a freak? o.0 Anyhow, the article is ignoring all the devoted female players who would maybe like to romance something male. xD...you've already dreamed about a romance with Morrigan but are too scared to admit it, because that would really be freaky.
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