I would say, tell me what you think of him and it - and which banter spoiler you would like to see next.
It hasn't been checked for grammar yet, so that is not my fault
Posted October the 20th
Ian:
Perhaps, I should be glad to have been trapped for so long, for it seems that being trapped between two worlds does quite some harm as well, as one can see from you Imoen. I am 'merely' refocussed.
Imoen:
I am afraid I don't really understand you, Ian. What do you mean by being trapped between two worlds?
Ian:
You try to maintain your optimistic and youthful sight upon the world. However, Irenicus has forced upon you images, which now cause pain to your very being.
Imoen:
Yes, he showed me... things... I really do not wish to recall those memories, Ian.
Ian:
I can understand that, Imoen, and I am sorry for such pain to have been inflicted upon you by Irenicus. I will make sure as to make a valliant effor to shorten his excistence as much as I can with the powers given to me. He would keep Abeir-Toril alive, even though the suffering he will cause upon it, merely to see its endless suffering for his enjoyment. When all has been lost in oblivion such fears and suffering will be no more.
Imoen:
Thanks, Ian. I also would like to see a world without pain, but obliterating Toril is not the only way. At least I think it isn't. Ooh, I don't know anymore, Irenicus messed so much with my head, that it hurts just to think of such things.
Ian:
Be at ease, Imoen. Refocus yourself upon a goal you wish to set yourself, for such a thing will guide you.
posted 1st of november
Kirinhale:
You come from Thay don't you, darling?
Edwin:
Yes, what of it?
Kirinhale:
Does your country not boost, besides an ever so proud wizard school, a fighter school were fighters are trained to defend and synchronize their attacks with you wizards?
Edwin:
Yes.
Kirinhale:
And these Thayvian knights are assigned to the most important and powerful wizards, are they not?
Edwin:
Yes...
Kirinhale:
So, I take it you are not so powerful than as you claim, darling, or is little ol' me mistaken?
Edwin:
You... you... Blast you woman! (Oh my revenges shall be sweet. She will rue the day she crossed me)
posted 17th of november
Mazzy:
I must say that I find your attitude appaling. The Hin have a good reputation, but you alone pull our good reputation down and drag it through the mud.
Montaron:
Then put yer blade were yer mouth is at or stop complaining.
Mazzy:
I would never be such harsh, even if I wanted to be.
Montaron:
In general or specific?
Mazzy:
Both, though for the later I now have some regret.
Montaron:
Ah, now *that* is interresting. Why can't ye sharpen yer wit on me?
Mazzy:
Because of the tenets of my faith, if you must know. As a Truesword of Arvoreen I am to protect all halflings and their lands. Regrettably this does include you, even though you are as close to one of us as a goblin might be.
Montaron:
Haha, whatever you say. However, my wit tells me you won't refrain from calling out to get some of yer pesky goody-two-shoes warrior friends to try and scratch me, eh?
Mazzy:
Correct.
Montaron:
Oh well, I already got more than I was be dreaming off. I just love to see such a up-tight ass, such as yerself, have some freaking problem with their own stupid codes of conduct.
Mazzy:
Your humor is in an ill one.
Montaron:
Depends on yer point of view, believe me.
posted 6th of december
Montaron:
<CHARNAME> die ye loose what little wit ye had? Why in the Nine Hells did ye take that raving lunatic with us? He is attracting way too much attention for my liking! I am sure that one of these days he is going to scream when I am hiding in the shadows, just for the 'fun' of it.
Kido:
Ooh, that's a good idea!
Montaron:
No, ye madman, it is not! Ye should be quiet or I'll make sure your corpse will be the one attracting attention.
Kido:
No, no, it is not too attract attention. You've got it all wrong, it is a diversion.
Montaron:
So, ye want to get yourself killed? Are ye totally daft? Which moron would want... to get himself...
Montaron:
Ye know what? Forget what I said. Just give into those urges of ye.
Kido:
Really? Oh, it is a dream come true!
Montaron:
Argh! I don't be saying ye can hug me!
Kido:
But I could give into...
Montaron:
GET OFF ME!
Kido:
Jee, you don't know what you want.
Montaron:
Oh, ye better sleep lightly!
P.s. I need feedback to know which banter to post next, which NPC of the MftW and with which BGII NPC
Edited by Deathsangel, 06 December 2009 - 08:08 AM.