Dedicated to Karandras for his inspiration!
Continuing our story, AF is still very reluctant to engage Alexus...
So the Devil casts a spell of Awesome Attractiveness - and AF immediately begins staring ecstatically at Alexus! Uhhh, AF, look into her eyes first! Oh wait, nevermind...I will sit on the bed and you dance for me - okay Alexus?Alexus agrees and really shakes it for AF! AF's hair stands at full attention!Alexus continues to pour it on! Satan is very pleased with his work.
Alexus strokes AF's fully erect hair - I so love your hair, AF! I would die to have hair again! AF swoons with each stroke... AF: What happened to your hair, Alexus?
Alexus: I lost everything except for my bones when I was a mere 23 year old virgin! It was said by many that I would be the next Miss Cyrodiil - but...
AF: What happened???
Alexus: It is way too sad to tell you during this time of Happy Holidays celebrations - this being the season of good cheer. Though my accident did occur exactly a year ago and had to do with way too much holiday drinking, using a bunch of warm oil on a slip-and-slide, followed by lighting the Yuletide Log. It was a horrific scene - everything burned up!

I am so sorry, AF - I have said too much - again!
AF: Saddened to the point of tears. Oh, dear Alexus....... Well, I once tried warm oil on a plastic blowup dolly, followed by her and I having a smoke afterwards - and yes, it is a very dangerous combination! Most of my hair burned up, as did my very last blowup dolly - but my hair did grow back.
AF continues:
Here is an old picture of that terrible time, and also my solution - in case you would like to see it, Alexus. Will your hair ever grow back? Alexus crying uncontrollably: I don't think so, AF! Can you accept me anyway?
AF: Of course, my precious! Beauty is only skin deep! Plus, you give a whole new meaning to "low maintenance"!

To sad to continue right now...
But what happens when Satan's spell wears off? Will AF stay attracted to Alexus? Why is the Devil doing this anyway? And what of our sad little "almost was a Beauty Queen" Alexus - will she ever get over her terrible fate?
Happy *sniff* Holidays everyone!
Edited by greatfool1, 15 December 2007 - 10:37 AM.