Bo and Oda make one heck of a pair, one with the capability to destroy worlds! Or just annoy anyone willing to investigate their mischief. (These weren't done with quality in mind to let y'all know, it was simply a funny skit I had swimming around in my head for a while.)
Bo:"Y'know girl, I think today is a good day to construct some glorious edifice to symbolize our overwhelming power over this world and all who inhabit it!"
Oda: *bark*
Bo: Of course I'm right! This object will be a machine....
Bo: A GLORIOUS MACHINE!!!
Oda: *bark*
Bo: Why with this super-duper-mega-awesome-wicked-cool stone of power! That's how we'll make it!
Bo: Now all that needs to be done is to activate it *presses it*. Now we watch the doom ensue!
Oda: *bark bark*
Bo: Just give it some time, crazy death machines always take a while before they work. If only we had some uber bad guy that was trying to stop us, we might be able to gauge exactly exactly how long this will take... Y'know what nah. "cause then one of us would have to be killed or come incredibly close to death.....
*ten minutes later*
Bo: Grrrrrr... 's not doin' nothin'...
Bo: Well, this sucks
Oda: *bark bark bark!*
Bo: Oh no you're not gettin' me with THAT one again.
Bo: If only we had-
Oda: *bark bark*
Bo: We have an Auxiliary Death Machine?!
Oda:*bark*
Bo: You made it all by yourself?! Good girl!! I knew I could count on you!
Bo: Aw, now you're just tryin' to show off!
Bo:Anyway let's fire this puppy up
Oda: *bark*
Bo: Sorry...thing.... let's fire this THING up. Gawd, lil miss sensitive...
*Another Ten Minutes*
"Sorry girl, it looks like that didn't work either...."
Guard: Hmm?
Guard: "What was that?"
Guard: "Guess it was nothing"
(it's a potato)
Guard: "Wonder what they're makin' for dinner in th-"
Bo: "I wonder if mine really even did anything, I was so sure it had...."
Prior Maborel: B-But w-w-why? M-my *sniffle* my hair.....
Edited by Radicus, 18 November 2007 - 05:58 PM.