Funniest Things You've Done In Games?
#1
Posted 06 July 2007 - 03:55 PM
Please limit the games to ones modded here
My 16 year old (going on 25 billion year old) brother, Biwi the Mad, has a way of SCIENTIFICALLY playing with things. He's very analytical, for a madman. He likes to see what happens when he makes little things happen.
His idea was to go into "Oblivion", create a Fireball spell that only did 5 hp of damage, but did it in a 9000 feet or so (whatever the limit of radius was) radius.
IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY.
So, he goes to the city, Chameleons himself at 100%, and casts the spell.
The entire city does the "OW CRAP I'VE BEEN HIT" noise. They can't attack Biwi, because they can't see him to target him. So they all attack EACH OTHER.
Of course he sat there, cackling madly.
He then gave me the advice "Make a weapon with a fire-damage effect, and get a monster to jump off of a log or boulder at you to attack. Right before it lands on you, hit it. Trust me. You'll like it."
So, I make a daedric weapon with fire damage, and go traipsing around the land, looking for ogres. One spots me, I lead him to a boulder, jump off, turn around and wait for him to leap upon me. He does it, so I attack.
The ogre lets out a growl of pain...and GOES HURTLING INTO THE SKY ABOVE, GOING HUNDREDS OF MILES PER HOUR. He just launched. It turns out that ANY monster that leaps at you will go hurtling back in the other direction if you hit them with a similar weapon right before they hit you. I did it to a wolf too. It was great
So, if you have some funny stories about goofy bugs or exploits or whatever, post them!
Inkosazana
"You just want them to be your panties, you dirty little girl!" -Ilmatar and Kellen
"Endure. In enduring, grow strong." -The Third Circle of Zerthimon
#2
Posted 06 July 2007 - 07:03 PM
- Liam
Modding Projects
Complete:
Arath NPC - Nephele NPC - Xulaye NPC - Iylos NPC - Ninde NPC - Darian NPC - Yeslick NPC - Adrian NPC - Dace NPC - Valerie NPC - Isra NPC
Viconia Friendship - Mazzy Friendship - Imoen Friendship - Yoshimo Friendship - Sarevok Friendship - Neera Expansion
IEP Extended Banter
Sarevok Romance
Haer'Dalis Romance
In Progress:
Khadion NPC - Delainy NPC - Sarine NPC
#4
Posted 06 July 2007 - 08:38 PM
Killing kiddies and then posting screenshots just to hurt Isilven's soul .
Okay, Patrick, I am not going to tolerate this crap here. I fscking WORK HERE. You can screw with me on Imoen all you want, but do NOT do it here. I'm reporting you.
Inkosazana
"You just want them to be your panties, you dirty little girl!" -Ilmatar and Kellen
"Endure. In enduring, grow strong." -The Third Circle of Zerthimon
#5
Posted 06 July 2007 - 08:57 PM
But the best was; one of my friends was over (he's never played oblivion) and I was on a quest and we passed this place called the panthers mouth, and my friend say dude your so going to have come back here for the quest, I say "nah that would never happen" we get the guy we need to get to and he says "blah blah blah go to the panthers mouth" I turn to my friend "I (censored) hate you"
Oh and I'll have to try those fire spell tricks you just said
Edited by ghostruler, 06 July 2007 - 08:58 PM.
#6
Posted 06 July 2007 - 09:16 PM
You WORK HERE ?I fscking WORK HERE.
I'm reporting you.
Edited by Delight, 06 July 2007 - 09:22 PM.