Comments on MST
Started by Kellen, Jul 03 2007 05:53 AM
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DANNY TREJO, DUKE OF THE WESTERN LOWLANDS
Posted 05 July 2007 - 10:21 AM
I'd like to wait until I get to a part with Khalid in it. Thereby shattering any chance of a 4th wall by having him complain that he isn't really like that
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Posted 05 July 2007 - 12:05 PM
Aye, but do you want to wait completely until then, or do it then again?
"She could resist temptation. Really she could. Sometimes. At least when it wasn't tempting." - Calli Slythistle
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
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Posted 05 July 2007 - 02:26 PM
Er, excuse me for breaking in and spoiling everybody's fun, but... what the hell is this? I feel like a complete outsider since it seems the whole project is so obvious that is does not need an introduction anymore... some "MST for newbies" please?
"I set on this journey trying to understand why has metal been stereotyped, dismissed, and condemned. My answer is this: if, listening to that music, you don't get that overwhelming rush of power that makes the hair stand at the back of your neck, you may never will. But you know what, it doesn't really matter. Because, judging from the 40 000 people around me, we're doing just fine without ya." 
Cheers! And two horns up for metalheads all around the world!
Cheers! And two horns up for metalheads all around the world!
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Posted 05 July 2007 - 02:59 PM
If someone is up to giving me the book text first, I'd be willing to write a segment.
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Rashemen REPRESENT! Word to yo hamsta!
Posted 05 July 2007 - 03:54 PM
It's a text version of Mystery Science Theater 3000.Er, excuse me for breaking in and spoiling everybody's fun, but... what the hell is this? I feel like a complete outsider since it seems the whole project is so obvious that is does not need an introduction anymore... some "MST for newbies" please?
"It features a man and his robot sidekicks who are ... forced to watch particularly bad movies .... The premise of the show is that the man and his robots make a running commentary on the film, making fun of its flaws and wisecracking their way through the film ..."
So basically, you add comments to a piece of fiction in an attempt to make it more amusing. MSTings are usually reserved for "bad" fiction, but can be used to poke good-natured fun at less horrible stuff as well.
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Posted 05 July 2007 - 06:04 PM
So far, the writings have been so funny, so I'm eagerly waiting to see more.
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Posted 05 July 2007 - 08:44 PM
As Vilk said. We're doing the same thing with our own characters, and using the official BG novels. A good chunk of the first book was previously MSTed here, so when it's your turn you can take a chunk from the topic. It may involve a fair bit of searching to find the right piece.
"She could resist temptation. Really she could. Sometimes. At least when it wasn't tempting." - Calli Slythistle
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
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Posted 06 July 2007 - 05:06 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaah, makes much more sense now! Thanks for those clarifications... I've never even seen the BG novels... but since after reading the MST here I was convinced the WHOLE thing was a joke (yes, yes, even the original lines from the books), I guess it means I don't really have to read it all to know it's not a good novel...!
"I set on this journey trying to understand why has metal been stereotyped, dismissed, and condemned. My answer is this: if, listening to that music, you don't get that overwhelming rush of power that makes the hair stand at the back of your neck, you may never will. But you know what, it doesn't really matter. Because, judging from the 40 000 people around me, we're doing just fine without ya." Cheers! And two horns up for metalheads all around the world!
Cheers! And two horns up for metalheads all around the world!
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Earn a person's heart, and they'll die a thousand deaths
Posted 06 July 2007 - 05:46 AM
So we have Shadowhawke if she still wants a piece, Isilven unless she wants to wait, me, and then Zoraciel Ivtel.
"She could resist temptation. Really she could. Sometimes. At least when it wasn't tempting." - Calli Slythistle
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
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DANNY TREJO, DUKE OF THE WESTERN LOWLANDS
Posted 07 July 2007 - 01:40 PM
Yeah, I'll do it, then do it again, but I claim the "Khalid vs. Slime Monster" battle I have plans for that one 
I have plans for that one
Inkosazana
"You just want them to be your panties, you dirty little girl!" -Ilmatar and Kellen
"Endure. In enduring, grow strong." -The Third Circle of Zerthimon
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Posted 07 July 2007 - 01:42 PM
Remember though, we must try to keep it to PG-13.
"She could resist temptation. Really she could. Sometimes. At least when it wasn't tempting." - Calli Slythistle
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
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Cue Ominous Music
Posted 07 July 2007 - 01:56 PM
Since no one else has posted yet, I'm working up another piece to cover the next couple of paragraphs. Folks, if you want to write one, just copy the text from the site we linked, write the commentary, and post it!
"The righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks as it lurked in the streets of yesterday, but it was never the streets that were evil." - Sister Miriam Godwinson, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
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Posted 08 July 2007 - 04:30 AM
Assume the fetal position assume the fetal position. Then let it all just go away...
Well Isilven, if you're ready have at it.
Well Isilven, if you're ready have at it.
"She could resist temptation. Really she could. Sometimes. At least when it wasn't tempting." - Calli Slythistle
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
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DANNY TREJO, DUKE OF THE WESTERN LOWLANDS
Posted 08 July 2007 - 11:20 AM
Alrighty then! Going to go read Shadowhawke's entry real quick, then I will begin my haxing!
Inkosazana
"You just want them to be your panties, you dirty little girl!" -Ilmatar and Kellen
"Endure. In enduring, grow strong." -The Third Circle of Zerthimon
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Posted 08 July 2007 - 05:20 PM
Guess that means I'm up. Will read through yours(I am right now, truly gruesome stuff you're putting them through) and then will get to mine right after supper. So look for it later tonight.
"She could resist temptation. Really she could. Sometimes. At least when it wasn't tempting." - Calli Slythistle
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
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Earn a person's heart, and they'll die a thousand deaths
Posted 08 July 2007 - 08:21 PM
It seems I need to take a respite for daily rest. But tomorrow...
"She could resist temptation. Really she could. Sometimes. At least when it wasn't tempting." - Calli Slythistle
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
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TFP : D
Posted 09 July 2007 - 10:16 AM
Heehee!
Good going guys, been funny thus far. ^^
Hrrmmm...
Though no matter the quality of the commentary, I found that this kind of writing is unhealthy reading in overdoses... x_x
What is left in the end is a thin layer of mordbid curiosity of what horrors will come next, floating on a sea of nausea... Burr
You truly have picked an abomination to mock.
Good going guys, been funny thus far. ^^
Hrrmmm...
Though no matter the quality of the commentary, I found that this kind of writing is unhealthy reading in overdoses... x_x
What is left in the end is a thin layer of mordbid curiosity of what horrors will come next, floating on a sea of nausea... Burr
You truly have picked an abomination to mock.
Edited by WeeRLegion, 09 July 2007 - 11:40 AM.
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Earn a person's heart, and they'll die a thousand deaths
Posted 09 July 2007 - 11:06 AM
Will send a PM to Zoraciel letting her know she's next.
"She could resist temptation. Really she could. Sometimes. At least when it wasn't tempting." - Calli Slythistle
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
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Earn a person's heart, and they'll die a thousand deaths
Posted 11 July 2007 - 05:11 AM
Since Zoraciel has not yet responded this is a chance for anyone to jump in. Join us in our torment!
"She could resist temptation. Really she could. Sometimes. At least when it wasn't tempting." - Calli Slythistle
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
"She was a fire, and I had no doubt that she had already done her share of burning." - Lord Firael Algathrin
"Most assume that all the followers of Lathander are great morning people. They're very wrong." - Tanek of Cloakwood
we are all adults playing a fantasy together, - cmorgan
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TFP : D
Posted 12 July 2007 - 11:03 AM
Hmm, I could almost give it a shot... Errhrrhrr... You know it'd be weird, and such, and maybe not quite so sharp since english placed third in the run for my mothertongue, but ahh... Well, I Dunno. 
