IG Hector @ Layla - I didn't call it a harem! The other Hector did!
Hector - Layla went to the monastery! You lose sir, good day sir!
IG Hector - Layla, I don't have her named tatooed anywhere on me! And, I am not in a "serious" relationship with any of them! I thought I had told you that.......
Hector - Face it! You are just not good enough for her!
IG Hector - Layla, I'm really not going to give up trying to win you over. I am not in a serious relationship with any of them, which, isn't to say I don't love them! And I am handling quite well, at the moment! Why are you skeptical?
gf1: Hey, IG, Layla didn't leave yet. Here she is:
Layla: Iggy, pump me real goo! Iggy, pump me real goo! Iggy, pump me real goo!
gf1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I tricked you IG Hector! I got my new Layla blowup dolly the other day and her speech is now working the way I want! Screw those tattoos - it really should have been in the instruction manual NEVER try to tattoo your blowup dollies.
Wait until you hear this major brainstorm I am having, IG! It was because of your great desire for Layla, and my wanting her too, that inspired me to mass produce these blonde Layla blowup dollies! Check out my first shipment I received from the dolly factory:

I am going to be so rich with this scheme! And guess what, the Imperial Legion just ordered 369 of them! And several monasteries have also put in some orders.
But before I fulfill those orders, I am going to let you, Sir IG Hector, to have your pick of the group. Here is a close-up of some of my favorites:

Also, their speech is OPTIONAL. Anyway, I am very excited, IG Hector!!!
Btw, the real Layla has left for the monastery, but FORGET her, IG! And wait until she shows up at the monastery and all the monks have a blowup dolly of her! HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Hmmmm, I better fill their order first before she arrives there - they may try to cancel it in the hopes of having the real thing.)
So really, IG, you can now have the best of Layla - without all the endless blah, blah, blah. Please hold off on gifting me profusely for this. Also, I know what it is like to be obsessed with Layla. That is why I made these blowup dollies - and because of you IG, I will be rich in both financial and relational ways - I will never be lonely again. I personally will keep at least 3 or 4 of these dollies fully pumped at all times!
Oh yeah, another extremely important
New Feature - you can pump them up
Extra Extra Good (heheh) to get the "Exnem" look; and
Extra Good for the Growlf look;
Real Good for the Biu look, etc. Currently they are pumped up to the Biu level.
Hmm, I wonder if
sanityCheck could include a recommended psi pumping level next to each of the body mods in that great Body Mods chart. I went for a beyond the "Exnem" look, but now I am short one Layla - it was quite the simultaneous explosion too! But no worries, I have plenty more!
Oh yeah, Layla left a letter for you with more questions. Read it out loud, as I am sure she is saying nice things about me. Just never tell her about these blow up dollies, okay IG? Here is her letter:
Dear Iggy,
I hope this letter finds you well. I was shocked to see another woman enter your fold, and then followed by your further requests to Luchaire!
You told me before that you are committed to these other women, and now you say you are not THAT committed! How can this be, and if so, why are you still doing it with them?
Iggy, you keep changing your mind every time I ask you a question! I must go meditate on this, and ask my seniors at the monastery for their wise advice.
Please be patient with me.
Yours,
Layla
P.S. And as always, remember - NEVER listen to gf1. greatfool1 is still very displeased with him for posting that terrible tattooed Layla blowup dolly shot the other day, and gf1 is still supposed to be locked up in the top room of my Skingrad house. Please keep an eye on him, if you would. Thank you so much Iggy.
gf1: Holy crap! I hope the monks will not be doing their dollies when Layla arrives there! Anyway, please take my advice IG, and pick up your favorite dolly before they are all sold out, or *ahem* tested by me!
Edited by greatfool1, 14 May 2007 - 08:48 PM.