(Warning: A long commentary on gf1's troubles preceding the screenie. Otherwise the screenie would be even less acceptable than it already is.)
gf1: That is an awesome tattoo,
IG Hector! And because I liked it so much, I changed my mind earlier and decided you really deserved the very best Layla possible!!!
So I wanted to do you a huge favor and save you a whole lot of grief! Remember what I said last night about how you should get one of those blowup dollies and put Layla's face on it? Well, to tell you the truth, I was the proud owner of 3 of them! Two Laylas with red hair and one with blonde hair.
So, I decided to give (yes, GIVE) you one of my redhaired Layla blowup dollies so that you could experience the best of all worlds Layla-wise: the looks and comforts
without the yackety yack yack... ad nauseum!!!! Ok, before you smother me with huge hugs of appreciation, let me finish.
I am now
really upset with you, IG Hector! I decided to tattoo a little inscription on one of the redhaired Layla dollies for your enjoyment, and she blew up right in my face!!! So I tried it again on my other redhead Layla dolly - same thing!!! Gone with the wind! I was so distraught, but I really wanted to save you the trouble of having to deal with the
real Layla, so I tried again on my remaining blonde Layla dolly - and I was just finishing the inscription on her lovely chest - "Iggy pumped me real good" (to also serve as an instruction set, heheh) - when she blew up too!!!
So the inscription came out "
Iggy pumped me real goo" Fortunately, I had taken a picture before she blew on me...
Anyway, you can understand now why I must keep the real Layla in the closet - my dollies are gone, and I tried to help you out, and this is what happens! I am also afraid you would try to tattoo or otherwise penetrate the real Layla - and cause her to explode too! Plus, I want to keep her for myself - especially with all my dollies dead.
I am sure you will agree with me as to why I must keep Layla in the closet for now. And besides, you never gave her the answers to her latest questions.
I still think you should just order youself the Exnem version of the Layla dolly - but do not try tattooing her!
Here was my blonde Layla blowup dolly prior to blowing - with most of her tattoo done: Iggy pumped me real goo(d)
greatfool1: I hereby renounce any further association with gf1. He is no longer my "mini-me".
Layla: Can you do that? You usually just let him have free reign.
greatfool1: He truly is an embarrassment to all of us.
Layla: He tries...
greatfool1: What are you going to do with yourself, young lady?
Layla: Without gf1, I guess I could go to IG Hector - but he still hasn't answered my questions about his views on love and commitment.
greatfool1: Well, do what you must do, Layla. And please go lock gf1 in the closet for a while. This tattooed picture of your dolly likeness is an atrocity beyond all words.
Layla: gf1 means well...
greatfool1: Calling him my "mini-me" really does not begin to do justice to how absurd he can be.
Layla: OK, greatfool1, he is locked up now - it was really easy - he was crying in a corner fully of latex dolly remains.
greatfool1: Pathetic. Take over as my spokesperson for a while, Layla. I must retire now.
Edited by greatfool1, 12 May 2007 - 07:50 PM.