IG Hector - Do you know how
hard it is to get a tatoo that straight and fancy, while doing the tatooing yourself? And it hurts like a mother F****R! I had to use a silver dagger! We are
not a harem! None of us are married! And come on, its not like we are F***ing like rabbits! We all have our own lives, they just live in my oversized palace!
And to answer your question, gf1, I
love Layla. She is a unique, intelligent and beautiful woman!
(Here come the interviews!)
Pip - I like Hector. He has a lot of shiny things! Jewelry is nice too! Not to mention the vaults, I mean.....
Jade - What part of "napping" on a tree is so hard to understand guys?
Nina - He is alright. I told him, if he made stronger weapons, he wouldn't break them so easily.
Pip- Shiny things are
awsome!
Jade - Ughhh..you are not going to leave me alone untill I say something are you?
Nina- Hmm... My favorite part is when we all get on the couch. It is a big couch! Oh, and he hugs us all at the same time while sitting in front of the fire reading...its very nice.
Pip - I'm telling you, hands down, shiny things rule.
Jade - Fine! I love the big brute! Now, will you let me go to sleep, the sun is going to be out to much longer...
Pip - I remeber this time, Hec gave me a diamond the size of my head! Now that was shiny...
Neeshka - Oh, come on, you know what I think about Hector *licks lips*
Caria - He is cool. Some of the girls around here play him, but not as good as me. His daughter! He gave me a hidden room, its pretty cool. Got a nice amount of sunlight comming in through the windows.
Pip - Man, I start salivating at the thought of that Diamond....
Jade - Aghh! Leave me alone you bosmer-freak *punch*!
Nina - I think we all think he is pretty cool. I like the girls here, but to be fair I knew most of them, the only ones I didn't know when I got here was Caria and Neeshka. I never pegged Hector for a father figure, I pegged him for a Ogre-Wrestler.
Pip- Man, oh man, it was sooooo shiny!
Fin-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Note - Some Bosmer were harmed severly in the making of this report.*
This report is deticated to those who left us, this past hour
Glarthir - Fell down a cliff.
Adoring Fan - Jade clawed him. That was his finest hour.
Hids-In-The-Trees - We never saw him, didn't know him, we just saw his body.
Edited by Hector the Hooded, 10 May 2007 - 05:58 PM.