kai, i don't appreciate your sarcasm. go away.
j/k!
anyhoo, i already posted that i'm a greedy little ass - i want more. there. i said it. anymore sarcastic remarks on how there is already and existing NPC of similar lines is repetitive and futile, not to mention a waste of time.
on the off note, sarevok and keldorn aren't kings in exile. please read before you post.
no sorry, i'm rather enjoying this piece.
excuse me, but i'm trying to enjoy a piece of ass here.
Right, time to disarm and stand down. Flaming and personal attacks are not my idea of fun, so if you'd please knock of right now, okay?
No one here are mind-readers, as NiGHTMARE said, and both Moongaze and Insane Platypus have pointed out that you're going too far in you 'jokes', especially when several people - out of kindness - have informed you of mods in development, which may fit into your descriptions.
Now, I don't want to see a thread in the "Mod Ideas"-forum locked, since that would be extremely unnecessary, so I'd rather avoid that option if I can. This suggests that you, raven87, stops with whatever you're doing, or else I'll see to it that the thread will be locked. And if you still don't take the hint, there may be other repercussions.