New NPC Ideas (satire)
#41
Posted 20 October 2004 - 07:30 AM
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
Like dealing with terrorists by giving them explosives. -NotMrT
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
#42
Posted 20 October 2004 - 07:37 AM
#43
Posted 20 October 2004 - 08:53 AM
PST is out of print? that really sucks, i was going to go buy it this weekend. ugh, are you sure?
If the have half=price book used book retailers or something simular that does books games etc' you could call around.. found ToSC, BG2 and IWD at one recently.. PST shouldn't be too much of a stretch.
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#44
Posted 22 October 2004 - 05:38 AM
#45
Posted 23 October 2004 - 05:11 PM
Futurama quotes rock
#46 -Isaac-
Posted 15 November 2004 - 05:25 AM
#47
Posted 28 November 2004 - 02:05 PM
I've been seeing all kinds of bizzare NPC ideas lately, so Ijust had to post this..
I think it would be great if someone made a new joinable PC, and I have a GREAT idea.
The NPC's father would be a vampiric-lycanthropic-illithid-dracolich
and it's mother would be drow.
she'll be a lawfull good paladin subclass that can only wear skimpy leather outfits that still have abnormally high AC even though their body is only about 5% covered. Her class will be Dominatrix of submission.
She'll have all of her own spells. she's get D/S spells upto level 10, B&D spells from level 11-20, and S&M spells from level 21-30, and BDSM spells from levels 31-50.
she's have a new weapon class called S&M gear, and will only be able to use weapons from this class. (floggers, cat-o-9-tails, whips, chains etc)
a new mage counterspell will be created called "safety word" which will negate all of her abilities until the next scene starts.
i am going to try to make my first NPC soon and i thought up a caracter not all that diffrent from yours just she is a vampire who has been blessed by helm and has become a padalin undead hunter whop fights other vampires i am even tryin to write a story about her.
#48
Posted 28 November 2004 - 10:04 PM
Don't know how to tell you, Chevar's idea was a joke.I've been seeing all kinds of bizzare NPC ideas lately, so Ijust had to post this..
I think it would be great if someone made a new joinable PC, and I have a GREAT idea.
The NPC's father would be a vampiric-lycanthropic-illithid-dracolich
and it's mother would be drow.
she'll be a lawfull good paladin subclass that can only wear skimpy leather outfits that still have abnormally high AC even though their body is only about 5% covered. Her class will be Dominatrix of submission.
She'll have all of her own spells. she's get D/S spells upto level 10, B&D spells from level 11-20, and S&M spells from level 21-30, and BDSM spells from levels 31-50.
she's have a new weapon class called S&M gear, and will only be able to use weapons from this class. (floggers, cat-o-9-tails, whips, chains etc)
a new mage counterspell will be created called "safety word" which will negate all of her abilities until the next scene starts.
i am going to try to make my first NPC soon and i thought up a caracter not all that diffrent from yours
Futurama quotes rock
#49
Posted 29 November 2004 - 01:04 AM
i am going to try to make my first NPC soon and i thought up a caracter not all that diffrent from yours just she is a vampire who has been blessed by helm and has become a padalin undead hunter whop fights other vampires i am even tryin to write a story about her.
Let's guess... You'll name her Buffy, right?
#50
Posted 29 November 2004 - 01:49 PM
Let's guess... You'll name her Buffy, right?
Just for the record, Buffy wasn't a vampire.
- The transitioned former modder once known as MTS.
#51
Posted 29 November 2004 - 02:35 PM
i am going to try to make my first NPC soon and i thought up a caracter not all that diffrent from yours just she is a vampire who has been blessed by helm and has become a padalin undead hunter whop fights other vampires i am even tryin to write a story about her.
Let's guess... You'll name her Buffy, right?
Nope i named her Merel it means darkraven.
#52
Posted 29 November 2004 - 04:14 PM
2. By all that is Holy/Unholy/Hamsterish, PLEASE tell me this Vampiric Undead Hunter Paladin of Helm is a joke. Please?
#53
Posted 29 November 2004 - 10:39 PM
Cheers!