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[SConrad]

Stay tuned, people... More info to come...

[T.G.Maestro]

Ugh. Sounds hilarious - I wonder what this will turn out in the end..

[MorningGlory]

Gosh! Nice to see that we are open for business.. I tried earlier to no avail.


WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME One and all...


We plan to having up a FAQ this weekend to answer all anticipated questions.

In the meanwhile, if you want a clue as to where this Mod will go, just tune in 'round the world to THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.

[Shed]

w00t.

That is all.

[SConrad]

Ugh. Sounds hilarious - I wonder what this will turn out in the end..

You and me, buddy...

[T.G.Maestro]

To be honest, I already have my worries...
But again, we shall see. :thumb:

[Deva]

This sounds strangely... intriguing?

[MorningGlory]

To be honest, I already have my worries...
But again, we shall see. :thumb:

No fretting yet, TG.. Wait until we at least get the FAQ up and give ppl an idea of what we plan on doing!

[Immortality]

Jerry Zinger... like, reminds me of... Springer... I'm getting very worried now

[Stone Wolf]

Hmm, how much damage would hitting someone with a chair do in BG2?

[T.G.Maestro]

Hmm, how much damage would hitting someone with a chair do in BG2?

Too much for actually trying it Wolf, too much...

[Immortality]

Croud: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY WOOOO

Jerry: In today's show, this man will tell his girlfriend <CHARNAME> he is sleeping with her sister!!!!!!

Croud: BOOOOOOO

<CHARNAME>: WHAT?! Anomen WTF you F#$%& *breaks chair*

Croud: SIT DOWN WH#$%, SIT DOWN WH#$%

Imoen: Yeh hes mine cos you no treat him right!11 *beats up <CHARNAME>*

Jerry: And till the next time, take care of yourselves... and each other!

THE END.

[MorningGlory]

And we will have enhanced chairs with a +2, I figure..

And, now you guys are getting the idea... Can't everyone see the possibilities here????


Thanks, Ana... Superb, splendid take on our perspective..

Now, didn't I say this was gonna be fun, fun, fun?????

(And we haven't even gotten to UU doing the Jansen family thing yet... )

EDIT: And the cutscene where Viconia lifts up her shirt to show the audience her 'chest' with the obligatory crude remarks and the audience cheering and hissing simultaneously..

Edited by MorningGlory, 24 September 2004 - 07:18 AM.

[T.G.Maestro]

Viconia lifts up her shirt to show the audience her 'chest'

Nicely said.

[MorningGlory]

Viconia lifts up her shirt to show the audience her 'chest'

Nicely said.

Thanks, TG... I will take that as a compliment. Er... I can write fairly well when my muse is with me.. And he NEVAR leaves my side..

[Stone Wolf]

And the cutscene where Viconia lifts up her shirt to show the audience her 'chest' with the obligatory crude remarks and the audience cheering and hissing simultaneously..

So, is that available on DVD yet?

[Shed]

Now I am beginning to get the idea . This sounds like a great mod!

Hmm... let me think.

Crowd Screams. Bodyguards look menacing.

Jerry: Okay, folks, let's meet our first guest. He's an evil mastermind who wants to destroy a city-

Crowd: BOOOO!

Jerry gestures for them to stop.

Jerry: Let's say hello to Jon Irenicus!

Irenicus: Hi, Jerry. Love the show.

Jerry: Now, I understand you have been plotting something. Now, what can you tell us about that?

Irenicus: I will take revenge on that bitch Ellesime! I'll show her! Stealing <CHARNAME>'s soul was the first step in...

Crowd: HSSSS!

Irenicus discintegrates about a third of the crowd. The bodyguards move towards him and are obliterated within moments. A cameraman manages to get close to Irenicus' casting, miraculously without being hurt. Jerry intervenes and calms Irenicus down.

Jerry: Well, Jon, we have a surprise for you! We have just here... Ellesime!

Ellesime: Hello, Jon.

Irenicus: You! You banished me! First it was sleeping on the sofa, and then THIS! How can you dare to stand there?

Ellesime: Jon, I was just trying to do the best for Suldanessar-

Irenicus: You cow!

Ellesime: Who the [bleep] hells do you think you are, you [bleep]ing [bleep]?! You piece of [bleep]!

Ellesime lunges at Irenicus. The remaining bodyguards attempt to pull them apart.

Jerry (standing on front of the gyrating mass of bodies, teeth and nails): Well, I think that today we have learnt that we need a little redemption-at this point the crowd flood the studio, the camera falls to the ground and the "commercial" break begins.

[T.G.Maestro]

Thanks, TG...  I will take that as a compliment. Er... I can write fairly well when my muse is with me..  And he NEVAR leaves my side..

And he/she is...?

Edit: Shed, you are an animal. :thumb:

Edited by T.G.Maestro, 24 September 2004 - 10:35 AM.

[Deva]

Okay. My skepticism about this mod completely dissipated around the time of Shed's last post.