Drunken Dialogues
#1
Posted 17 September 2004 - 11:48 AM
Dialogues so far are:
By Archmage Silver
Imoen : Mmm... *yawns* what time is it? Ooh, my head hurts!
Keldorn : Oh my Torm! What I've done?!
Anomen : You tell me Sir Keldorn. I demand to know what has occurred here!
Imoen : Don't yell Ano, my head hurts. Umm... did we keep drinking after the third round? Oh. It seems that my clothes ain't here. Speaking of that, where are your clothes Kel?
Anomen : WHAT?!
Keldorn : Oh my Torm... I... I have...
Imoen : Shh Ano, I said not to yell. Kel... you seem upset. Don't you like me anymore? But you said yesterday eve that you...
Minsc : Is Boo here?
Imoen, Keldorn & Anomen : NO!
Mazzy : What? Where am I? Ah, my head!
Valygar : My dear friend, I think that the last bottle of Firewine was a bit too much... and it seems that we are undressed also.
Mazzy : Oh... um... we won't tell anyone will we?
Valygar : I wonder if keeping secrets from [CharName] does us any good. After all, s/he's the one who saved us both.
Mazzy : Valygar! How can you think like that?! What would everyone think if you told them about this? I lost my love just so little time ago to the Shadelord...
Valygar : I'm sorry my friend. If it is your wish, I won't mention this to anyone.
Mazzy : Thankyou. Now, off we go before anyone comes to search for us.
Jan : HEY! You two are up early! That's the spirit! Come with me to eat some fresh turnips and then I can tell you about the dream I had last night. It was about Griffins... or was it uncle Grisson? I always confuse uncle Grisson and Griffins, you see he's a bit like a griffin from his mother's side, uncle Grisson that is. Anyways, as I was saying, uncle Grisson's father had quite poor eyesight, he didn't like glasses mind you, and he also had a taste for wines and one night...
Mazzy : Uh, Jan I think that I go for a walk now, if you don't mind.
Valygar : Yes, I think that its a good idea right now.
Jan : Oh. Of course. Then you force me to go tell [CharName] about your behaviour lately.
Mazzy & Valygar : You can't!
Jan : Oh ho. Then you can sit down with me to eat some turnips and then we can discuss my dream about Griffins... not sure about that, could have been uncle Grisson. Hm, did I tell you about uncle Grisson?
Mazzy : No. No you didn't.
Valygar : Would you like tell about him now?
Jan : Sure! Well, lets see... I think this can take quite a while, but I'm sure that you pay attention. So, it starts in dimly lit tavern...
By MantraSong
Imoen:Minsc! What is Boo *doing* to my boot?
Minsc: Huh? Oh...Ohhhhh. Boo must have gotten into the ale last night.
Minsc: Boo always does that when he gets into the ale. I think he misses having somone to keep him company.
Imoen:WHAT? Please don't say...By all the gods...thats just...eeewww. I don't think that I want to wear that boot anymore.
By Bif
- everybody's sleeping after a drinking contest or somehing similar -
jaheira wakes: mmm...are you khalid? I missed you...
edwin: mmm YES. I'm khalid, sure. yes, yes I missed you too... (starts undressing jaheira, then, well...you imagine...)
- next morning -
jaheira: <charname>, I dreamed of khalid this night...
edwin: REALLY???...(coughs)...
pc: what did he say to you?
jaheira: well, I don't remember a lot of the dream. but we didn't talked so much...
ediwn: (whistle)
OK, that's what we have spellholdstudios.netso far, excluding my one attempt so far, my one pathetic attempt, that i am quite ashamed of.
RECOMMENDATIONS: Get drunk before writing your dialogue. Write your dialogue. Post your dialogue. Really, feel free.
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
Like dealing with terrorists by giving them explosives. -NotMrT
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
#2
Posted 17 September 2004 - 11:51 AM
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#3
Posted 17 September 2004 - 11:59 AM
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
Like dealing with terrorists by giving them explosives. -NotMrT
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
#4
Posted 17 September 2004 - 12:09 PM
Maybe there could be an event where the party gets drunk via trigger rather than the player buying the drinks themselves. Then after the rest, the PC could be the 1st to wake up and all the other characters are lying on the floor asleep, then you would get your banta as people were waking up. Who knows... maybe someone could be missing from the party, and on the way out of the tavern you see them naked and tied to somethings.
so... more of an event than general banta.
Edit: The more i think about it the more i realise it would make a better tactical encounter.
Evil parties could run into a good ground of elves dressed in white, that cast a mass reverse alignment on the party, making them all good with dialog to match (Korgan skipping around handing out flowers to people). And the spell being dispelled when the party finds and kills the elves that cast it. And for good parties, the reverse. Evil party casting a spell making your good characters act evil (Aerie shooting magic missiles at cats, that kind of thing).
It could be like a mass spell of reverse alignment, so all NPC's get atleast 2 dialogs matching they're opposite alignments (true neutral's will be uneffected). This could effect the PC too, giving dialog options matching the player's new alignment.
But in the end, just another excuse to get korgan to act like a hippy. :love:
Edited by Eclipse, 17 September 2004 - 12:22 PM.
#5
Posted 17 September 2004 - 12:11 PM
yes, he does. Same for most situations like that... Nalia for example.Unfortunately i have no input on Keldorn. I haven't put him in my party for two reasons, i'm usually CE, and i don't want to do the cleric quest right then. Is it necessary to do that quest, or will he stay in the party even if you ignore the quest?
Edit: Wasn't clear, that's a yes he stays with the party.
Edited by Eclipse, 17 September 2004 - 12:12 PM.
#6
Posted 17 September 2004 - 12:15 PM
I like the idea of the PC waking up first, i was thinking of doing it like that.
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
Like dealing with terrorists by giving them explosives. -NotMrT
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
#7
Posted 17 September 2004 - 07:37 PM
Edwin: Good morning <Charname>. Did you sleep well?
PC: Good mor...why are you being so nice?
Edwin: Don't you remember? (Bah, I go to all this trouble, and she can't remember a thing?)
PC: Ohh, my head. All I remember is some veeery nice dreams.
Edwin: Dreams? If they were dreams, then we dreamt together, Charname.
PC: What do you mean?
Edwin: (Do I have to spell it out?) You didn't dream. Last night I honored you with my prowess. (And she doesnt remember. What a waste...)
PC: *What?* No, I don't think so. Get out of my sight!
(Ok, not very good, I know, but I have only played with Edwin once, so feel free to fix it )
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#8
Posted 17 September 2004 - 07:52 PM
PC: Good mor...why are you being so nice?
PC: Get the hell away from me.(or something similar)
Edwin: Don't you remember? (Bah, I go to all this trouble, and she can't remember a thing?)
PC: Ohh, my head. All I remember is some veeery nice dreams.
PC:(I don't know what else could be put here, but you would need to include some options.)
Edwin: Dreams? Yes, dreams... But, <charname> they were much, much more...
PC: What do you mean?
PC: I'm tired of talking to you. I just woke up and you're speaking in riddles. Go away.
Edwin: (Do I have to spell it out?) You didn't dream. Last night I honored you with my hamster, i mean prowess. (And she doesnt remember. What a waste...)<not really, just something i thought would be humorous for some reason>
PC: *What?* No, I don't think so. Get out of my sight!
PC: Really? I didn't know you had feelings for me Eddy
Edwin: (How dare she spoil my name) It's Edwin dear, just Edwin.(Simian, too many syllables for her to pronounce)
OK, this is my first attempt at an editing. The PC needs more options though, and... i started an and, but i forgot what it was. Well, it's been a little while since i've actually played. It's been even longer since i got out of that damn dungeon. oh, i've just come up with another idea for a mod. The option to start somewhere else at the beginning. Not for now though.
That obviously was a ten second edit, i'm really tired right now.
I'm glad that you're still interested in working on this despite the negative feedback. That's good.
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And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
Like dealing with terrorists by giving them explosives. -NotMrT
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
#9
Posted 18 September 2004 - 04:56 AM
Hmmh. You can think its not realistic and does not fit their character, but its a fantasy game after all and this is just a mod (strange one at that, I admit).That's SUCH a BIG mischaracterization of Keldorn/Anomen/ etc... no offense, Archmague, but its not funny, and its not realistic...
Edited by Archmage Silver, 18 September 2004 - 04:56 AM.
#10
Posted 18 September 2004 - 09:52 AM
edwin and eddie are the same # of sylables.Edwin: (How dare she spoil my name) It's Edwin dear, just Edwin.(Simian, too many syllables for her to pronounce)
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#11
Posted 18 September 2004 - 09:55 AM
I'm on the verge of smilie overkill
Edited by Awake, 18 September 2004 - 10:23 AM.
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
Like dealing with terrorists by giving them explosives. -NotMrT
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
#12
Posted 18 September 2004 - 11:16 AM
Idea...?
Haer'Dalis gets drunk while romancing Aerie, and she wakes up to find him with another woman...
Perhpas the PC, if your playing an evil aligned female..? (Nice way of ruining Aerie's life... besides killing Quayle, girdle of gender change, ring of folly ect.)
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#13
Posted 18 September 2004 - 06:02 PM
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
Like dealing with terrorists by giving them explosives. -NotMrT
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
#14
Posted 18 September 2004 - 06:21 PM
"Do you know how much that turns me on, Ki?"
"Maxi! I'm trying to be serious here!" -- Maxi and Kilik
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. -- Mark Twain
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#15
Posted 19 September 2004 - 11:29 AM
Edited by Hishi, 19 September 2004 - 11:31 AM.
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#16
Posted 19 September 2004 - 11:30 AM
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
Like dealing with terrorists by giving them explosives. -NotMrT
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
#17
Posted 19 September 2004 - 11:33 AM
*puke*
Aerie:
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#18
Posted 19 September 2004 - 11:33 AM
"Do you know how much that turns me on, Ki?"
"Maxi! I'm trying to be serious here!" -- Maxi and Kilik
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. -- Mark Twain
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Oscar Wilde
And alien tears will fill for him Pity's long-broken urn, For his mourners will be outcast men, And outcasts always mourn.
Dante Romancable Mod: 'Tis a courtly love of a different sort
#19
Posted 19 September 2004 - 11:36 AM
Maybe Haer, Yoshimo, and Korgan...
Aerie: *dies*
Edited by Hishi, 19 September 2004 - 11:37 AM.
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#20
Posted 19 September 2004 - 11:40 AM
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
Like dealing with terrorists by giving them explosives. -NotMrT
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.