gf1: OMG Layla! You are back from the monastery!!!
(OMFG! The dollies are still in her bedroom!!!
)
gf1: Uhhh, check this shot out Layla! It is a real stand-out! It was a shocker first thing in the morning...
Layla: I heard those do happen in the morning...
gf1: What are they teaching you at that monastery?
********* MAJOR EXTENDED NUDITY IN THE FOLLOWING SHOT *************
Basil the Bastard has come to Cyrodiil!
Well, it didn't take long for the king of man-tarts to start tarting!
http://img.photobuck...ivionbasil7.jpg (naughty 'at attention' pic alert!)
Layla: Wow, Basil is incredible looking!
gf1: And look how he is offering a lady an engagement ring! That is a very unique way to do this - maybe I should give that a go!
Layla: gf1, why I bother with you is beyond me, but at least know that Basil is NOT asking some woman for their hand in marriage! Maybe he is asking for their hand, but NOT in marriage!
gf1: His ring bearing looks very painful, particularly if the woman decides to lead Basil around by the "nose", so to speak. Basil would definitely be saying, "Yes dear" - at least until his other charms overwhelmed her!
Layla: I wonder if that could cause problems if a gal also had some "privately-placed" rings nearby? What if they got hooked up?
gf1: Ouch!!!! I have always thought getting hooked up with rings and the like, could cut down on one's circulation. Btw, this reminds me - I must include in the warrantee on my dollies, that any such piercings will immediately void the warrantee!
Layla: Huh? What dollies?
gf1: Oh shit! Huh? Dollies? I said, uhhhhhh....
COLLIES! I am raising a new breed of dogs for the lassies!
Layla: Well, anything to keep you out of trouble, gf1, is OK with me. But you can't mass produce collies. You can breed them, but they are live creatures.
gf1: Oh, mine are actually blonde blowup collies.
Layla: Who in their right mind would buy that?
gf1: You would be surprised! There were some changes I made in the collie's look, right at the last moment, that made a huge difference!
Layla: You and IG Hector sound like you must have been drinking real heavily to come up with such a stupid idea! Can I see one of them?
gf1: Uhhhhh.... IG Hector has them at his place! Do you want to go there right now?
Layla: Oh, it can wait. I think I will retire now. I hope you didn't mess up my bedroom.
gf1: Uhhhhhhhhh, WAIT! IG Hector wants to cut my head off because I didn't send him all of the collies he wanted!
Layla: That sounds rather extreme, and not at all like Iggy. Are you sure, gf1?
gf1: Yeah, look at this post:
IG Hector @ gf1 - Oh that is it, I am going to sever your head! I am! *takes out claymore*
Hector - *Whisper* If you do that, Layla is going to hodl YOU responsible for the Layla dollies!
IG Hector - *puts away claymore* Well... in light of these new...revelations, I have decided NOT to sever your head.
Layla: Dollies???
gf1: He meant collies! Collies that are dollies for your follies, jollies, and lollies! It is easy to mix these words up!
Layla: Well, let me sleep on this threat. I have had a very long trip and need to go to my bedroom now.
gf1: Can we sleep together in MY room, please Layla? IG Hector is scaring me.
Layla: Good night, gf1!
gf1:
WAIT! Don't go in there!!! I can explain, Layla! Stop! IG Hector loves you and wants you and I tried to help out by giving him a picture of you and then one thing led to the next... and
Layla - opens the door...WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gf1, EXPLAIN THIS TO ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Layla: Now where did he disappear to?
Layla: I will definitely help Iggy cut his head off now! But first...
gf1: Please stop Layla! We can make a fortune with these!
Layla: Damn, these are realistic! They even bleed!
Layla: Too late, gf1! They are going through their final exhalations now! How
dare you do this!!!! Where ARE you, you slimy, opportunistic, explotative perv?
gf1:
I am under the pile of babes - I want to die honorably and at least happily. I am...starting to pass... beyond this mortal frame now.... goodbye forever, Layla! Btw, would you now get naked and please hold me, this being my dying wish?
Layla: How could you be dying, gf1, I never sliced you!
gf1: That blood was mine!
I am also dying from a broken heart by you, and now my dreams of success have been cut to pieces! IG Hector and I were going into business
together to bring everyone the joys of laying, I mean, loving Layla...
Layla: I find that very hard to believe - that Iggy would have anything to do with this scheme, gf1.
gf1: Go talk to him then - while I live my final moments here... his love for you inspired this.... I am passing now....
Layla: Come out from under those girls NOW!
gf1: No way, Layla - this is the first time I have had group sex and I am kind of enjoying all the blasts of leaking air that keep tickling various areas no one has ever touched before!
Layla: I am going to sleep downstairs. Hopefully this mess will be gone when I return in the morning!
gf1: I will try to clean up before my final gasps of love for you finally come to an end - at least in terms of this mortal, frail, vulnerable, bloody body-mind. Please bury me with all my dead dollies, Layla.
Goodbye Layla..........I........love........
gf1 yelling: Come back, Layla! I am bleeding here - and I may be having an out-of-body experience! And can you bring me some band-aids? I think I can save a few of my dollies!
Edited by greatfool1, 18 May 2007 - 04:01 AM.